This weekend, we celebrated not only the independence of America, but also the long-awaited arrival of the world's newest pseudo-democratic state---Kitchenistan.Dignitaries, celebrities, and scalawags from many nations were on-hand for the state dinner...errr, barbecue...that signified the emergence of the new superpower.
What a whirlwind it has been since those dark winter days of a cold war, with the Great Wall of Kitchenistan looming over our homeland and threatening our prosperous and happy way of life. Today, the borders are open, relations have been normalized, and more and more people are visiting the new land every day.
As you can see, there is some nationalism developing in Kitchenistan---something that is being greeted with a bit of concern and skepticism in neighboring states. The new national flag is emblamatic of a people proud of their heritage and light fixtures. The beloved visionary Anthony Rubano, has been elevated to near omnipotent status by a grateful nation basking in the glow of the national flag he has offered.
Ahh, the salad days are here...literally!
This week the Kitchenistani tourism board is expected to begin the work of promoting this new nation to western travelers. Expect laudatory photos and videos on this site to expose you to the delights of the new nation and to lure you to the Kitchenistani shores.
3 comments:
Ive read this somewhere else.
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You read about the made up country that is my new kitchen somewhere else? Or about the cool new fake flag for my fake country?
Either way cool! National media coverage!
So this is made up? I took a class on Kitchenistan at Truman State University. The fact that you mock this poor nation is just killing me inside. The people of Kitchenistan have suffered for 300 years. I'm glad you think that a country's lack of kitchens is funny. you are a sick individual.
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